12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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