did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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