its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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