It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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