Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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