at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That's when you crack a 10am beer
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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