quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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