I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
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im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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