I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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