McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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