I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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