Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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