some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
