My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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