and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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