YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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