Have you finally orgasmed yet?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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