Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
