Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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