IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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