Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
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Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
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