I need help removing her.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
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My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
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Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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