Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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