office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
And then my night got REAL pukey
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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