: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Randomize
