Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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