whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
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I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Vodka?
Forever.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You're wonderful. How are you always such a good friend?
50% genetics, 50% driven by a desire for people to drunkenly eat donuts at my funeral and then have fantastic cry-sex afterward.
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First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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