i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I FOUND THE LEGS
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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