Dude my mom stole all your condoms
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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