new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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