Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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