All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
