I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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