you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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