So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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