We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
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So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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