fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
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The beer is more important than you right now.
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
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i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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