that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Just pee around me
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Randomize
