Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
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while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
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Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
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