Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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