So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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