We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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