RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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