If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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