I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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