Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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