Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
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She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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