How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
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my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
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I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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