Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i was born a porn star she said
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
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