4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I just gift wrapped bread.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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