Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
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this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
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In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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