I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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