So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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