Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We were destined to go to rehab together
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
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