He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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