Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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