i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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