Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella