true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
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