ugly people sure do ruin things
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
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She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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